According to the National Bureau of Statistics, Nigeria’s inflation is nearly 30% as at this morning. That means that the prices of goods will only get higher and the cost of living will continue to increase. We are living in very difficult times and it’s becoming even harder for the poor to breathe.
As a young person, it’s smart to want to diversify your sources of income because relying on only one stream can be quite risky, especially in this economy. There are several things you can do to diversify your streams of income. For example, you could learn new monetizable skills, become a content creator, invest, sell a product and so on.
And if all else fails, you could always find a sugar daddy aka glucose guardian to sponsor you.
If you want to know how to do so, you’re in luck, I have the perfect guide to help you snatch the perfect sugar daddy. Keep reading, let me show you.
Go to Cemeteries
Relax! It’s not what you think.
Do you remember those Hollywood movies where a rich widower who has lost his wife goes to the cemetery to drop a flower on her grave every other week? It would be a good idea to hang around cemeteries to catch some of these men. After all, the experience might make him emotional and you want to be the available shoulder to cry on.
And when I say cemetery, I’m talking of ‘big men’ cemeteries, not the one in Ikorodu. Make sure to go to a random grave and drop your own flower too so that you won’t look suspicious hanging around a cemetery like a grave robber.
Start Befriending Rich Girls
So that you can meet their daddies! Need I say more?
Become a Stripper
These rich old men like to go to nightclubs and watch strippers dance. So if you can become a stripper, you’ll have access to them easily! Remember to play the game right. Learn how to tease and play hard-to-get so the men would want to spend more money to get your attention. Success lies in the strategy. *wink*
Stop Attending Weddings, Start Attending Funerals
Every Saturday you’re attending weddings up and down. If you really want a sugar daddy, is that where you are supposed to be? You’re supposed to be where your target audience is.
Think about it, where would old men hangout if not the burials of their friends and family members? I’m not saying more than this. Use your tongue to count your teeth.
Find a Good Tailor and Learn How to Dance
A good tailor will help you sew that killer corset dress with a navel-high slit. Then when you go to that wedding and drop some killer moves there is no way that the groom’s rich father or the bride’s rich uncle will not notice you and ask you to be his sugar baby!
Make sure it’s rich people’s wedding you’re going to o. If you’re on the island, target weddings happening at places like Ikoyi, Lekki Phase One and Victoria Island. For mainland folks, Magodo, Ikeja GRA and Gbagada only. Don’t attend any wedding where you have to fight for rice, please.
Become a Reporter for NTA
Be calming down and let me explain.
You know that access to the House of Assembly is very limited. But if you become a reporter for a well-known station you can be sent to the HoA to do some reporting. While you’re there, you can do some networking and score yourself a rich pot-bellied politician to sponsor your sugar baby lifestyle.
Stop Watching BBNaija and Start Applying to BBNaija
This is a great way to position yourself for the most visibility to ensure you find a sugar daddy. If you’re fortunate and you make it into the show, chances that you’ll be seen by a sugar daddy watching you on his TV screen are high. Who knows? Perhaps when you come out of the house, he might ask you to be his sugar baby?
Join a Popular Political Party
You’re not there to run for office my dia. You’re there to run for the position of sugar baby to one of those old men looking for power like it’s their birthright. Don’t get distracted with politics o. Find a sugar daddy and keep it moving.
Become a Housegirl
If those old Nollywood movies are true, then your rich oga could fall in love with you and the rest they say, is history.
Become a Flight Attendant
These men are always travelling upandan. Becoming a flight attendant gives you easy access to them. Make sure to look sweet and nice so that they will be enthralled by your beauty. Who knows, you might end up on a yacht in Dubai (you know the rest na.)
I’ve given you the inside scoop. Now don’t say I didn’t do anything for you. Get to work and start following these tips and if you don’t find a sugar daddy by February, then you probably have bad character!
If you’re interested in fun and naughty sex tips and conversations, join our Sex and Intimacy community on Fusion today. I promise you will learn one or two things that can help you secure that sugar daddy today.
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