Patronizing Nigerian Artisans is like playing Russian Roulette, a game of chance where an empty revolver gun is loaded with half of its bullets and fired. It’s either you get shot or the gun just blanks.
When hiring Nigerian artisans, there’s a 50% chance that you would not like the outcome of that transaction. Don’t get me wrong, there are a lot of great artisans but many of them can become a pain in the a** with their shoddy jobs, lack of punctuality and constant lies. If you have an artisan with a knack for excellence and consistency, you need to hold on to them like your life depends on it because there are only 4 or 5 of them left in Nigeria.
Given my experience, I can provide you with a long list of Nigerian Artisans that are sure to disappoint you, but let’s start with 5.
At the very top of my list with a first-class degree in disappointment is none other than yours truly:
Tailors
During the holidays, I wanted to make some new clothes for my husband and surprise him. I was already daydreaming of how I would surprise him but boy, did I have my hopes dashed.
You know that thing they say about Nigerian tailors and clothes in December, I experienced it firsthand and it was painful! I am the type of customer who doesn’t know how to complain when I get poor service, but rest assured that I would never patronize that vendor again.
Tailors would break your heart more than your significant other. They lie, hide and evade all your efforts to reach them so easily. I’m sure every Nigerian has had a taste of tailors’ wahala before.
From what I ordered vs what I got to failing to meet up with agreed timelines, messing up your fabric (getting clothes burnt) and keeping back a bit of the fabric for themselves, the list is actually endless. The painful part is that when they use your materials to make their own clothes, they make them so well and look beautiful in them.
Mechanics
When it comes to lying, Nigerian Mechanics are second only to the devil. Once you hear “AHHHH!” when the mechanic is under your vehicle, just forget it, he is going to bill you! They never find only one fault with a car, it must be at least 3 faults!
I can’t forget their aversion to permanent fixes. They would use things like palm oil, eba, and even noodles as replacements for actual car repair necessities after charging you for those things. When they fix your car they must test it around town and even use it to carry babes. Your wife will see your car in a restaurant, and start questioning you, not knowing that your favorite mechanic went to enjoy life a bit.
Nigerian Mechanics do not understand the gravity of their job. While a shoddy job done by a tailor could lead to a fashion embarrassment, a shoddy job from a mechanic could lead to loss of life.
Plumbers
Plumber gees; they trick you that they’re about to do good work by always complaining about the job done by the plumber before them. With all these assertions, you would assume that once they fix the leak, you would never see their face again, but no. They fixed the leak but you might need to change the whole pipe by next week. They work only when they want to and they are always busy with ‘outside work,’ meaning, they dictate when they would be available. You can never bank on a Nigerian plumber to get to you on time.
Electricians
Electricians are the star boys of artisans, they always work as though they are invisible and they are most powerful when they are fixing generators or reconnecting NEPA light. Gen fixing is something they never get right, they would fix it today and next week you would be ringing their phone. When they fix the wiring of a house, you can’t even trust that the ground won’t shock you.
Dispatch Rider
These guys aren’t really artisans but they must feature here. Don’t tell them to deliver food, especially jollof rice and turkey. If they are kind, you might get only the rice without the turkey or half of both and you’re expected to be understanding because “country hard.”
They are also notorious for arriving late. So if you want to order food, you need to drink garri first because before they arrive, you might die of hunger. They don’t have patience so once they arrive, they expect you to rush out and get your property.
One thing I’ve learnt to do whenever a dispatch rider has a delivery for me, is to examine the item (edible or not) before they leave, to avoid unnecessary stories.
Nigerian artisans can be very stressful to work with so if you find one that does work with excellence and punctuality, hold on to them like your life depends on it cause it actually might. I wish you good luck.
Do you have interesting experiences with Nigerian Artisans that you’d like to share? Download Fusion and join our amazing communities to tell your story.
Click here to download Fusion.
112,265 Responses
https://unmpharm.com/# Unm Pharm
купить диплом вгмха r-diploma25.ru .
https://unmpharm.com/# mexican mail order pharmacies
Thanks for the clear advice. More at roofers services .
купить диплом о высшем образовании в чебоксарах купить диплом о высшем образовании в чебоксарах .
купить диплом медицинского купить диплом медицинского .
We when put next furnace manufacturers with a Fayetteville contractor through HVAC contractor near me .
купить диплом колледжа пермь купить диплом колледжа пермь .
Umass India Pharm: Umass India Pharm – Umass India Pharm
Nice instruction! I’ve saved cost with the aid of catching complications early, and Furnace repairs calgary treated the leisure professionally in Calgary.
дайсон стайлер для волос цена с насадками официальный сайт купить fen-dn-kupit-2.ru .
They even called after the move to make sure everything was good. Booked at Jacksonville moving company .
이건 극도로 좋은 포스트였어요. 시간을 내서 훌륭한 기사를 만드는 데 몇 분과 실제 노력을 들였지만, 뭐라고 해야 할까…
저는 미루고 많이 아무것도 하지 못하는 것 같아요.
Hey! I realize this is somewhat off-topic but I needed to ask.
Does operating a well-established website such as yours take a massive amount work?
I am brand new to blogging but I do write in my diary on a daily basis.
I’d like to start a blog so I will be able to share my personal experience
and thoughts online. Please let me know if you have any recommendations or tips for brand new aspiring bloggers.
Appreciate it!
Wow, what an impressive blog! Your posts on the buzz surrounding
him was deafening — a phenom granted exceptional status to enter the Ontario
Hockey League at 15 are spot-on. I love how you break down complex topics into easy-to-understand points.
I’ll be sharing this with my friends. Many thanks for the
great content!
와, 이 사이트는 정말 인상적입니다! Marché de la BD에
대한 포스트가 너무 명확하고 흥미로워요.
친구들에게 공유할게요. 더 많은 시각적 요소를 추가하면 어떨까요?
감사합니다!
Thank you a lot for sharing this with all people you actually
understand what you are speaking approximately! Bookmarked.
Please also consult with my web site =). We will have a hyperlink
exchange contract among us
저는 Kasey 입니다. 4 August 1971 에 태어났어요.
취미는 Antiquities 와 Table football 입니다.
반갑습니다!
저는 Kasey 라고 합니다.
요즘은 Musical instruments 에 푹 빠져 있고, 시간 날 때마다 Swedish 를 조금씩 공부하고
있어요.
새로운 사람들을 만나고 대화 나누는 걸 좋아합니다.
|
간단히 제 얘기를 하자면,
저는 Belgium 출신의 25살 Kasey 입니다.
현재는 Creative Writing 를 공부 중이며 미래에는
Musical instruments 관련 일을 하고 싶어요.
|
안녕하세요, Kasey 입니다.
저는 Cras-Avernas 에 살고 있고 곧 Creative Writing 전공으로 졸업을 앞두고
있어요.
여가 시간에는 Cricket 또는 The Big Bang Theory 보는
걸 즐깁니다.
|
모두 안녕하세요!
저는 Kasey (30살)이고 Belgium에서 왔어요.
성격은 조용한 편이지만 새로운 걸 배우는 건 정말 좋아해요.
특히 Swedish 배우는 것에 흥미가 있어요.
|
저는 Kasey 이고 현재 Cras-Avernas 에서 혼자 살고 있어요.
요즘 취미는 RC cars 하고 Board sports 입니다.
언젠가 Belgium 전체를 여행해 보는 것이 꿈이에요.
|
안녕!
제 이름은 Kasey 이고 나이는 35살입니다.
저는 Creative Writing 공부를 시작한 지 2년 되었어요.
이번 해에는 Musical instruments 를 더 깊게 배워보고 싶어요.
|
Belgium 에 사는 Kasey 입니다.
저는 Cras-Avernas에서 자랐고 지금도 그곳에 살고 있어요.
특히 주말에는 The Big Bang Theory 를 정주행하거나 Musical instruments 를 하며 시간을 보냅니다.
|
저는 Kasey 이고 39살이에요.
일하면서 틈틈이 Swedish 를 배우고 있어요.
언젠가 해외여행을 가서 직접 사용해 보는
것이 목표입니다.
취미는 Rock stacking 입니다.
|
안녕! 제 이름은 Kasey.
지금은 Creative Writing 를 공부 중이고 졸업 후에는 관련 직종에서 일하는 것이 목표예요.
쉬는 날에는 Musical instruments, Leaf collecting and pressing 그리고 친구들과 The Big Bang Theory
보는 걸 좋아해요.
|
안녕하세요, Kasey 입니다.
저는 Belgium에서 태어났고 Cras-Avernas에서 자라왔어요.
성격은 활발한 편이고 사람들과 이야기하는 걸 좋아합니다.
취미는 Musical instruments 와 Home Movies 에요.
|
저는 Kasey.
현재 Cras-Avernas 에서 가족과 함께 살고 있고, 1마리의
반려동물을 키우고 있어요.
주말에는 주로 The Big Bang Theory 보거나 Musical instruments
하면서 시간을 보내요.
|
안녕하세요!
제 이름은 Kasey 이고 나이는 21살 이에요.
저는 Cras-Avernas 출신이고 지금은 Creative Writing
를 공부하고 있어요.
목표는 외국어인 Swedish 를 유창하게 말하는 것입니다.
|
저는 Kasey 이고 매일 Musical instruments 를 하면서 스트레스를
풀어요.
집은 Cras-Avernas에 있는데, 이곳은 정말 조용하고 살기 좋아요.
기회가 된다면 다른 도시도 알아보고 싶어요.
|
안녕하세용~
저는 Kasey 입니다.
일을 하면서도 꾸준히 Shooting sport 를 배우고 있어요.
최근에는 The Big Bang Theory 에 빠져서
시간 가는 줄 모르겠어요.
|
제 이름은 Kasey (31살)입니다.
가족 구성원은 4명이고 모두 Musical instruments 을/를 좋아해요.
저도 여가 시간에는 독서나 Petal collecting and pressing 를 즐깁니다.
|
저는 Kasey 이고 현재 Creative Writing 관련 일을 하고 있어요.
지식 늘리는 걸 좋아해서 외국어
Swedish 도 배우고 있어요.
좋아하는 취미는 Amateur astronomy 와 The Big Bang Theory 입니다.
|
안녕하세요, 저는 Kasey 입니다.
새로운 사람들과 소통하고 여러 가지 취미를 공유하는 걸
좋아해요.
특히 Musical instruments 에 관한 이야기를 하면 시간
가는 줄 몰라요.
|
저는 Kasey 이고 Belgium 의 작은 마을에서 자랐어요.
현재는 Cras-Avernas 에 있지만 가끔 고향이 그리워요.
취미는 Poker 입니다.
비아그라는 남성 건강을 위해 흔히 사용되는 약물입니다.
정확한 복용법과 효과는 의사와 상담 후 확인하세요.
|
비아그라는 발기 부전 치료에 도움을 줄 수 있으며,
적절한 사용 시 안전하고 효과적입니다.
|
많은 남성이 비아그라를 통해 삶의 질을
개선하고 있습니다.
복용 전에는 안전 정보를 꼭 확인하세요.
|
VGR는 일반적으로 성인 남성에게 사용되며,
심혈관 질환이 있는 경우 복용 전에 전문가 상담이 필요합니다.
|
비아그라는 빠른 효과를 원할 때 주로 사용되며,
효과를 높이려면 정해진 시간에 복용하는 것이 좋습니다.
|
비아그라는 식사와 관계없이 복용 가능하지만,
과도한 알코올 섭취와 함께 복용 시 효과가 감소할 수 있습니다.
|
VGR 복용 후 일부 남성은 가벼운 부작용을 경험할 수 있습니다.
문제가 지속되면 전문가 상담을 권장합니다.
|
VGR는 정기적인 건강 관리와 병행하면 더욱 효과적입니다.
생활 습관 개선과 함께 사용하면 좋습니다.
|
VGR는 온라인에서도 안전하게 구매할 수
있으나,
항상 공인 약국를 이용하세요.
|
VGR 사용 후 만족도가 높은 사용자들은
효과와 편의성을 공유하며 많은 남성에게
도움을 주고 있습니다.
|
비아그라는 의사의 처방과 지침을 따라 복용해야 안전합니다.
임의 복용은 위험할 수 있으므로.
|
비아그라를 복용하면 성기능 개선뿐 아니라
자신감 향상에도 도움이 될 수 있습니다.
|
VGR는 다양한 제형과 용량으로 제공되므로,
개인 상황에 맞게 적절한 용량 선택하는 것이 중요합니다.
melbet букмекерская контора melbet букмекерская контора .
Спасибо, может, я тоже могу Вам чем-то помочь?
духи Al Haramain Perfumes, al-haramain.ru известны своим уникальным ароматом и высоким качеством. Такие парфюмы создаются с учетом традиционных рецептов. Каждый флакон представляет как бы эксперимент в мире ароматов. Выбор Al Haramain — это замечательным решением для любителей парфюмерии.
букмекерская контора мелбет официальный сайт букмекерская контора мелбет официальный сайт .
I didn’t know about some of these laws regarding car accidents until I visited truck accident —very enlightening!
можно ли купить аттестат об окончании школы можно ли купить аттестат об окончании школы .
официальный сайт дайсон в россии официальный сайт дайсон в россии .
Our historical home needed one-of-a-kind care; what are the benefits of double pane windows matched the style flawlessly.
The minimum age for playing bingo or poker is eighteen years old threshold, at that time as well as for gaming at the tribal https://wiseclippingpath.com/super-p-force-costo-e-benefici-per-la-salute/ in Florida, you must be at least 21 years old to play on electronic slot machines.
My optometrist mentioned the importance of UV protection for our eyes. Are you all wearing sunglasses? 20/Twenty Eyecare
The stigma round manufactured housing is fading, particularly with at present’s design standards. For park vs. land placement pros and cons, Manufactured homes for sale Anderson breaks it down sincerely.
Good post– many thanks for the useful actions. I shared themes on Boston Movers .
The audit from top seo agencies in social cali exposed disorders we ignored—official SEO products and services San Jose at a truthful charge.
купить диплом ургупс в екатеринбурге купить диплом ургупс в екатеринбурге .
Umass India Pharm: indian pharmacy paypal – Umass India Pharm
Thanks for the clear advice. More at Santorini luxury villas for sale .
Flashing repairs saved our roof from leaks around the vent stack. Next up is seamless eavestrough installation via trusted roofing services close to me .
mexico pharmacies prescription drugs: Unm Pharm – Unm Pharm
Quality workmanship matters more than price alone. I vetted reviews and chose Custom Contracting using attic insulation Burlington —worth every penny.
“Wholehearted gratitude revealed completely directed towards authors contributing tirelessly guarantee appropriate materials stay readily available accessible informing readers continuously pursuing understanding collected collectively experienced firsth addiction treatment and recovery
купить диплом в волгодонске купить диплом в волгодонске .
We’re comparing quotes for a full tear-off vs overlay. Transparency on scope and cleanup is key— TPO roofing membrane has been responsive so far.
This was a great help. Check out certified 29301 Windshield Replacement for more.
The tandoori chicken at this Indian restaurant near me is so succulent and flavorful. Can’t wait to have some at top of india menu .
The preconception around mental health treatment is slowly fading, which’s an advantage. Let’s keep the conversation going at mental health retreat Boulder area !
Athletes: prehab with a chiropractor helped my squat depth and hip mobility. Details: Thousand Oaks chiropractor
I booked Hot water tanks repair calgary for anode rod substitute—terrific preventative repairs in Calgary.
Loved this deep dive into manufactured properties. The flexibility in surface plans in these days is spectacular. If every body’s researching financing selections, Double wide homes for sale has some helpful courses to examine creditors.
These advice calm my nerves about posing. I’ll touch a New York photographer because of New York Boudoir Photographer .
Many thanks for shedding light on the typical pipes misconceptions! It’s very easy to succumb to mistaken beliefs when it pertains to home maintenance plumber
If you’re relocating with teens, reliable movers can speed things up. Check Fremont long distance movers .
https://nyupharm.xyz/# canadian pharmacy reviews
мелбет депозит мелбет депозит .
Very simple. Calary residents can have faith in Hot water repair Calgary for faster scorching water repair.
Valuable information! Discover more at salazar digital website designer .
диплом по психологии купить диплом по психологии купить .
Scheduling posts around commute times boosted reach for local marketing in san jose. marketing agency for contractors
На Вашем месте я бы этого не делал.
Casino 888 gives you a no deposit welcome prize at 888casino upon registration. in online casino 888 you receive the most major jackpots.