So you’re tired of that situationship with your sneaky link but you don’t know how to end it. And since it wasn’t an actual relationship to start with, you don’t want it to end with the drama of a regular breakup thus you decide to take an unconventional route.
From alleging to have an STI, to acting broke, and claiming a spiritual spouse, here are 7 ways you can ‘break up’ with your sneaky link. It may involve a bit of drama but we assure you that it will get the job done.
Let’s get into it!
Tell them you tested positive to HIV
A sneaky link relationship more often than not involves a sexual relationship. So scare them away by telling them that you have an STI. They will run before you get to the V in HIV. I mean they’re looking for fun, not STIs.
Tell them to help you with a loan
Don’t mention a measly sum that they could easily pay. Make it an outrageous amount. And exaggerate how long it will take you to pay back. Be very persistent about asking for it and they will flee. Or tell them you’ll like to put up their property as collateral for a huge loan you want to take. Ask them to be your guarantor should you be unable to pay. No one wants to be committed to a financial burden.
Ghost Them
This is completely drama-free. Just stop taking their calls, returning their texts, don’t show up when they invite you out. Just vanish from their lives. They’ll get the hint and move on. Hopefully, they find closure on their own.
Act Broke
Act really broke. As in you don’t have a single penny broke. Make sure to bill them for all your expenses even right down to the most trivial things like buying toothpaste or razor blade. Do this consistently for 2 weeks and tell me why they wouldn’t run. Even if you don’t have expenses, make it up.
Start telling them your problems
You’ll need to be creative with this. You don’t want a case where they will have a solution to your made-up problem. Try your best to think of a problem that will make them see themselves out of the sneaky-link-ship instead of trying to help you.
Spiritual Wife / Husband
Tell them you have a spiritual spouse who is jealous of your relationship with them and wants to take revenge. You’ll need to act some drama here for it to be believable. The perfect time to do this would be at night, that is if your sneaky link decides to sleep over. Make it seem like the spiritual spouse is attacking you because of your relationship with them. That would give them chills.
Become Excessively Jealous
Remember that in a sneaky link kind of relationship there is no commitment. So whomever you or your sneaky link decides to hang out with other than each other is not either of your business. But if you want them to tire of you, you need to become excessively jealous. Monitor what goes on with them, who they are with, where they are at, why they are where they are. Forbid them from being with anyone else but you. They will end things with you faster than you’d expect.
When trying to break up with your sneaky link, you have to be strategic and patient. If the first step doesn’t work, try the second step, and so on until you achieve the desired result. For a faster effect, try all of them at once. But if all else fails, then you must have to talk to them and let them know you want out.
If they don’t take it well, however they choose to act is on you sha. Our own work here is done.
Share this article with your sneaky link. It might just be what would hint them that you want to end things. Join our Dating and Relationships community for more tips on handling relationships, situationships, and even friendships.
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