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9 New Year Resolutions Every Nigerian Should Have  

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As the clock strikes midnight on December 31, Nigerians everywhere will jubilate, light fireworks (even the illegal ones), and shout “Happy New Year!” 

But after the merriment comes the dreaded New Year’s resolutions. While some will dust off the same recycled promises (I will go to the gym! I will stop eating late-night suya!)

This list is one that every Nigerian can adopt as we prepare to enter the new year. Let’s dive in 

Learn to Say “No” Without Fear

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First off, we need to agree that saying “No” isn’t a crime. We have a terrible habit of overbooking our weekends with owambes, church meetings, and “urgent” family gatherings, all to avoid saying no. 

In 2025, let’s normalize saying, “Sorry, I can’t come,” without adding “Let me check my schedule” to soften the blow. You’re an adult; say it with your full chest.

Stop Giving Village People Free Content

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This year, no more posting your new car or that Europe trip on social media for the ‘gram.

Your village people are scrolling too, and they have unlimited WhatsApp bundles. 

Let’s not tempt them with “evil network” opportunities.  

Be Happy for Others Without Side Comments

When someone achieves a milestone, let’s resist the urge to say, “Na because him papa get money” or “She don jazz somebody.” In 2025, clap for others without shading them.

Learn to Cook More than Indomie

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Your ancestors didn’t fight colonialism for you to survive on noodles and eggs every day. This year, diversify. 

Learn how to cook proper soup and make eba before we revoke your Nigerian passport.  

If you’ve been eating food cooked by people who can’t boil water without burning it, stop it. 

This year, prioritize your stomach. 

Start Going To The Gym

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Start going to the gym; and actually see it through. People make resolutions to workout more every year but they quit after the first 2 weeks. 

Are you not tired of sucking belle any time you’re going out? 

Get to work and stick with it; your body and mind will thank you.

Respect Nigerian Time

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If the event says “10:00 am prompt,” don’t rush there at 9:59 am and get upset when nobody shows up till noon. It’s not late; it’s “African Time Standard.” 

This new year, don’t stress. Just respect it and save your energy.  

Be Wise with Office Small Chops

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This new year, stop loading your plate with puff-puff and spring rolls at office parties like a hungry lion. People are watching. 

Remember, dignity is key—even when it’s free. Don’t be a foodie without boundaries…

Achieve Your Japa Plans 

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You’ve been planning and hoping and all your friends have gone. Na only you remain. 

Actually do the work and japa in 2025; dem no swear for you. Nigeria never tire you? 

And in case you’re wondering how to get the necessary funds for your japa project,  check here and thank me later.

RELATED: 5 ways to fund your Japa plans.

Plan a Budget That Can Survive Detty December

2025 is the year to stop using your emergency savings to buy wigs and skincare products. 

Stop balling like Otedola in December only to cry dry tears in January. Detty December doesn’t have to lead to “Broke January.” 

This year, spend with sense and have small change left  for January transport.  

The new year is all about growth, laughter, and new opportunities. So, let’s adopt these resolutions and tackle 2025 with energy and vibes. 

Remember, resolutions are not by force, but if you don’t follow them, OYO is your case. Happy New Year in advance! 

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Kanyinsola Nwaizu
Kanyinsola Nwaizu

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