Regardless of this economy, Japa is still a top priority on most of our list. And sometimes you just have to lie your way through the airport.
A survey by the African Polling Institute in 2022 reported that 70% of Nigerians aged 18-35 interviewed said they would relocate if given the opportunity. Now imagine how many percent will want to japa in 2025.
Are you already out of the country, or is Japa top of your list? Here are a few lies Nigerians tell at the airport.
Let’s get into it. You’ll definitely learn one or two things.
The Bag is Not Heavy
Classic Lie! lol. The bag is not heavy, but you had to sit on it before you could zip it. Now you’re wondering how the required 20kg has turned into 28kg.
Na Just Short Visit
I call this one the sweetheart lie because you don’t want the person to miss you too much so you say you’ll be back next month, meanwhile “nah just short visit, I’ll be back next month” equals to 5 years, and a British accent.
ALSO READ: Japa Tips: The Nigerian Guide to Surviving Airplane Food
Omo! I don’t Have Cash
One of the most told lies in Naija airport. You actually need to master the art of this lie so as not to drain your pocket from all the “bros anything for your boy” and the “fine sister show me some love”.
False Destination (Nobody’s Going To Know)
As a wise man once said, “Fake it till you make it”. Because tell me how your flight ticket has DEL (Delhi) India, but your IG story is telling us you’re on your way to ATL (Atlanta), USA. Nice One!
ALSO READ: Japa Tips: 5 Ways to Fund Your Japa Plans
I’m Not Carrying Anything For Anybody
Says the person carrying 4 packs of smoked fish, 2 wraps of egusi, and a small bag of foodstuff for that uncle or aunt. Be careful who you help transport foodstuffs, and check thoroughly before accepting. This can be a very costly lie in the case of drug movement.
From lying to avoid draining your pocket to lying the sweetheart lie so your friends and family don’t miss you much, sometimes lying is the only option you have, other times, you just choose to.
Now don’t lie, which of the lies above will you be using the next time you’re at the airport? Tell us in the Japa Community, and also read what other air travellers like you have to say.
1,394 Responses
generique viagra prix: cialis 10mg prix – pharmacie ouverte le dimanche sans ordonnance
https://clinicagaleno.com/# cursos de farmacia y parafarmacia online gratis
farmacia online 24h: dermomycin crema prezzo – colecalciferolo 10000
https://pharmadirecte.shop/# mouche bebe poire
que prendre pour une cystite sans ordonnance: xanax ordonnance ou non – crГЁme antibiotique pour plaie infectГ©e sans ordonnance
farmacia 24h online: OrdinaSalute – specializzazione farmacia ospedaliera online
https://pharmadirecte.com/# quel est le meilleur antidГ©presseur sans ordonnance ?
valium gocce farmacia veterinaria online con ricetta sivastin 10 mg prezzo
https://pharmadirecte.shop/# malarone sans ordonnance
farmaci a domicilio: farmacia centrale arcore – aircort spray nasale 50 mg prezzo
est-il possible d’acheter du cialis en pharmacie sans ordonnance: seresta ordonnance – princi b sans ordonnance
https://clinicagaleno.shop/# gaviscon farmacia online
https://clinicagaleno.shop/# donde comprar fluconazol sin receta
goganza prezzo deltacortene per cani prezzo riopan bustine
suniderma crema comprar sin receta: Clinica Galeno – se puede comprar orlistat sin receta
https://clinicagaleno.com/# la farmacia online más barata
cbd en pharmacie sans ordonnance belgique traitement acnГ© sans ordonnance pharmacie fluocaril bi-fluorГ© 250 mg
que veut dire ecbu sur une ordonnance: PharmaDirecte – betamethasone sans ordonnance
https://clinicagaleno.shop/# farmacia online kamagra
https://pharmadirecte.shop/# huile goménolée
lucen 40 mg prezzo: OrdinaSalute – farmacia omeopatica online
costo zitromax: foster 100/6 prezzo – halcion 125 a cosa serve
donde puedo comprar levotiroxina sin receta farmacia de guardia online gratis tu farmacia online 24 horas
https://clinicagaleno.com/# farmacia online spedizione gratis
Г©quivalent lexomil sans ordonnance: generique du viagra – seringue sans aiguille pharmacie sans ordonnance
ketoderm sans ordonnance en pharmacie daflon sans ordonnance en pharmacie spedra 200 mg gГ©nГ©rique
http://ordinasalute.com/# tachifene 500
internetapotheek spanje Medicijn Punt frenadol kopen in nederland
Гёrepropper apotek hurtigtest covid 19 apotek influensa test apotek
http://zorgpakket.com/# apotek online
slankepulver apotek: lakserolje apotek – tatovering krem apotek
kollektivavtal apotek rödcederolja apotek 20 ml
http://zorgpakket.com/# uw apotheek
apotekkjeder TryggMed gipssko apotek
http://tryggmed.com/# k2 vitamin apotek
https://snabbapoteket.com/# apotek i danmark
apotheek on line MedicijnPunt apotheek inloggen
http://zorgpakket.com/# internet apotheek nederland
mijn apotheek medicijnen: MedicijnPunt – medicijne
nackkrage apotek SnabbApoteket medicin barn gratis
https://snabbapoteket.com/# borax pulver apotek
internet apotheek nederland: Medicijn Punt – apotheek winkel 24 review
https://tryggmed.shop/# apotek spania
apotek hemleverans samma dag SnabbApoteket isotretinoin apotek
kompresjon arm apotek: ryggsmГёrer apotek – tisselaken apotek
medicijnen kopen online MedicijnPunt online medicijnen bestellen met recept
http://tryggmed.com/# reseptfri sovemedisin apotek
https://tryggmed.com/# glukose apotek
https://zorgpakket.com/# online apotheek gratis verzending
https://tryggmed.shop/# natriumklorid apotek