So, you’ve decided to japa. Escape the rising cost of pepper, the PHCN mood swings, and the random existential crises caused by POS charges. Beautiful.
But, as you’re planning to japa, how do you save in naira when the dollar is behaving like a Yahoo boy on steroids?
Simple: You fight fire with investment. And no, we don’t mean buying land in your village that will eventually be taken over by goats (or worse, omonile). We mean investing your naira in dollars with Fusion and Bamboo.
READ ALSO: 5 Ways to Fund Your Japa Plans
Here’s the game plan:
Step 1: Accept the Truth
Your Naira is not okay. In fact, it needs therapy. But instead of crying into your wallet every time, you can put that naira to work so it starts earning dollars while you sleep (or while you hustle your visa appointment).

Step 2: Download Fusion (if you haven’t already — rude 😒)
Fusion is not just vibes, bants, and giveaways. It’s also a place to save your japa money and invest it like someone that knows what they’re doing. Even if you don’t, we’ll help you fake it till you make it to Heathrow.
READ ALSO: 10 Skills You Must Possess Before You Japa
Step 3: Invest with Bamboo
Through Fusion, you can access Bamboo, a platform that lets you invest in real U.S. stocks, not imaginary ponzi schemes (cough CBEX cough) or crypto from your uncle’s WhatsApp group. Think Apple, Google, Elon Musk’s internet.
Your money? In dollars.
Your vibe? Unbothered.
Your investment strategy? Better than your cousin’s forex “business.”

Step 4: Leave It There & Don’t Panic
You’ll see it go up and down (just like Nigeria’s electricity supply). Don’t worry. That’s how investing works. Just don’t go withdrawing your japa funds to buy Asake tickets. Delayed gratification, darling.
READ ALSO: 7 Places To Japa If You’re Broke
Step 5: Watch Your Money Grow While You‘re Planning to Japa
Before you know it, your Naira is multiplying, your visa is processing, and you’re practicing how to say “Hi, can I speak to the manager?” with confidence.
When they ask how you did it, just say:
“I saved in Naira, earned in Dollars, and left like a legend.”
TL;DR:
Fusion + Bamboo = The Naira escape plan you didn’t know you needed.
Start investing today before the dollar turns into a myth like Nigerian fuel subsidies.
You japa, we got you. 🌍💸
Join the Japa Community on Fusion for more tips and banter about japa plans. Even if you’re not planning to japa right now, still join. You might learn a thing or two. You’re welcome.
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